Holy macaroni and cheese am I a tired boy today.. Wow.. Great show that last night with Brandy & Smokey Robinson at Winnavegas Casino.. So as I try to figure out a way to get as much caffeine in my body as possible. Here's what you missed on today's show. Oh Yeah.. Have a great weekend!
The Morning Brain Buster:
Q: On average, you'll do this 34 times today. What is it?
A: Look at your cell phone!
Bonehead Of The Day:
A naked and drunk man was arrested in Iowa City, Iowa after smashing car tail lights with a bottle.
The 42-year-old man told cops he was smashing out the red portion of the lights "because red means danger to the republic."
He caused $600 worth of damage to the three cars and was arrested on several charges.
The man has been arrested for being drunk in public before.
~~Actor Jared Padalecki ("Supernatural," "Gilmore Girls") is 31. (Friday the 13th)
~~Actor, George Dzundza is 68 (The Deer Hunter; Basic Instinct; Crimson Tide; Dangerous Minds)
~~Actor, Anthony Edwards (("E.R.") is 51 (Revenge of the Nerds; Top Gun; Zodiac)
~~Comedian Lisa Lampanelli is 52
~~Comedian Jim Norton is 45
~~British actor, Benedict Cumberbatch ("War Horse") is 37 (Atonement; Sherlock tv series; Star Trek Into Darkness)
~~Actor, Campbell Scott is 52 (Royal Pains; The Exorcism of Emily Rose; The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
~~Actress Beverly Archer ("Major Dad, "Mama's Family") is 65
~~Actor Peter Barton ("Sunset Boulevard," "Burke's Law") is 57.
~~Actress Clea Lewis ("Ellen") is 48.
~~Boxer Vitali Klitschko is 42
~~ESPN anchor Stuart Scott is 48
~~Guitarist Brian May (of Queen) is 66.
~~Drummer Jason McGerr (of Death Cab for Cutie) is 39.
~~Singer Urs Buhler (of Il Divo) is 42.
~~Drummer Kevin Haskins (Bauhaus, Love and Rockets) is 53.
~~Rapper Lil Scrappy is 29
~~Singer Vikki Carr is 73.
~~Singer-bassist Alan Gorrie (of Average White Band) is 67.
~~Country singer George Hamilton IV is 76.
~~Guitarist Bernie Leadon (Eagles, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band) is 66.
~~Country Musician, Kelly Shriver (Thrasher Shiver) is 50
In Theaters This Weekend:
Red 2 (PG-13)
Retired black-ops CIA agent Frank Moses reunites his unlikely team of elite operatives for a global quest to track down a missing portable nuclear device. Stars Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren, Mary-Louise Parker; more. (PROJECTION: $20 MIL +)
Turbo is a snail who dreams of being the greatest racer in the world. Stars Ryan Reynolds (voice). (PROJECTION: $35 MIL +)
A murdered cop is recruited to work for an afterlife police force that battles spirits not yet ready to depart this world. Stars Jeff Bridges, Kevin Bacon, Ryan Reynolds, Stephanie Szostak. (PROJECTION: $17 MIL)
The Conjuring (-R-)
Based on a true story, following world renowned paranormal investigators who were called upon to help a family terrorized by a dark presence in a secluded farmhouse. Stars Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Ron Livingston, Lili Taylor. (PROJECTION: $18 MIL)
The Simpsons To Appear On Family Guy
Fox announced that characters from "The Simpsons" will appear on an episode of "Family Guy."
The episode is scheduled for fall 2014. It will feature the Griffin family visiting Springfield, where they meet the Simpsons for all sorts of fun. Among the episode highlights: Stewie develops an obsession with Bart, while Peter and Homer have a debate over who has the better beer (Pawtucket vs. Duff).
Both series are produced by 20th Century Fox Television. "Simpsons" is in its 24th season while "Family Guy" is in its 11th.
Outgoing People Live Happier Lives
Young adults who are outgoing are happier later in life.
Researchers studied 4,500 people born in 1946. They were given personality tests at 16 and 26 then surveyed in their early 60s.
They found those who were more outgoing or more emotionally stable as young adults were happier in their 60s.
19 Signs You're Too Old For This Crap
Feeling like you're becoming more and more like your parents every day? Here are 19 signs that you're just too old for the crap you used to enjoy.
1. You don't understand why anyone would go to a crowded bar on purpose.
2. Dubstep? UGH can't handle that!
3. Waiting in a long line for anything? Not worth it.
4. Words like "Amazeballs" are not english.
5. A concert without seats? Oy my back.
6. Festivals? Sounds like hell.
7. Wearing a popular culture reference on a shirt is no longer cute.
8. Don't have health insurance, at my age?
9. Shots? Just looking at them gives you a headache.
10. Did someone say theme party? Eye roll.
11. Cupcakes are not for adults.
12. Need to move an entire apartment of heavy stuff? Call a mover.
13. Team building, ice breakers and adventure retreats are off limits.
14. Relentless optimism is exhausting
15. Trying to meet someone is way too much effort.
16. No one has time for your mind games.
17. New social network? I don't know and I don't care.
18. You're a buzzkill and everyone reminds you.
19. You also don't care that you're a buzzkill - you're too old for that crap!
Video Of The Day:
And now I give you the worst song ever made.. It's sooo bad.. it's terrible.