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Random Blogging For Friday March 14th

Good Morning!  Happy Friday!  Thank God right, looking forward to a little relaxation this weekend, hope you get have a great one.  Here’s what you missed on today’s show.

 

The Morning Brain Buster:

 

Q: 68% of men do this when watching sports.  What is it?

 

A: Talk to the tv!

 

Bonehead Of The Day:

 

A Massachusetts man involved in an accident took off his clothes-- and took off running.

The man was driving doing “donuts” in an intersection when he lost control of the car and smashed into a tractor trailer.

The guy got out of the car, ran around the intersection and took off all his clothes and shoes but left on his socks.

He then took off down the street and ran past a police officer who was directing traffic.

The 35-year-old was caught and taken to jail. It turns out he borrowed some pain killers from his neighbor for some shoulder pain and the pills “made him act crazy.”

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8 Baby Names Riding The Next ‘Cool Wave’

 

Expectant parents, if you want your baby-to-be to have a name that will rank them among the cool kids of their generation, listen up. These are the latest hip names on the baby block.

 

1. Ines - Spanish and french roots

2. Leontine - A formal unique ring to it

3. Persephone - Anything but ordinary

4. Cordis - Edgy and obscure

5. Glory - Like Gloria but better

6. Apollo - Gwen Stefani just named her son this.

7. Cyprian - two great nickname possibilities here between Cy and Rian.

8. Everest - like anyone can “top” this name?

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The Weird Things Women Keep In Their Handbags Adds Up To $300

A new study has found that the contents of a woman’s purse can add up to over $300!

The average woman owns eight different bags, while some extremists have over 100 of them. When it comes to what a woman keeps inside, 25% of women say that answer is private.

Maybe that’s why only 40% of men would dare to snoop through a woman’s purse. While most people carry your basic essentials around every day some people have some truly weird items in their purses.

A few of these odd items found while doing this study were dead cat’s hair, a voodoo doll and potatoes.

The top ten most common items found in a woman's handbag were:

1. Purse2. Mobile phone3. Pens4. Tissues5. Car keys6. Lip balm7. Hairbrush8. Lipstick9. Hand cream10. Umbrella

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10 Bizarre Addictions

 

Here are 10 super bizarre addictions that people actually have.

 

1. Drinking paint

2. Chewing on dirty, used diapers

3. Having leeches on you

4. Being identical. One pair of twins weighs their food servings to be the same and hasn’t been apart more than 30 minutes in the past 20 years.

5. Looking like Justin Bieber. One guy has spent over $100,000 on plastic surgery to look like him (spoiler: he doesn’t really look like him.)

6. Eating plastic newspaper bags

7. Eating mattresses

8. Pony play. It involves dressing up like a pony, having someone ride you around outside, and hanging out in a pile of hay.

9. Dolls. One woman isn’t without her tiny man doll 24 hours a day.

10. Eating makeup. One woman goes through 50 containers a week.

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Birthdays:

~~Actor, Sir Michael Caine is 81 ( Dressed to Kill, Hannah & Her Sisters; Muppet Xmas Carol's Scrooge, The Cider House Rules, Miss Congeniality, Goldmember, Secondhand Lions, The Statement, Batman Begins, The Weather Man, The Prestige, Children of Men, Flawless; The Dark Knight; The Dark Knight Rises)
~~Actor/comedian, Billy Crystal is 66 (The Princess Bride, Rabbit Test's 1st pregnant man, When Harry Met Sally, City Slickers I & II, Mr. Saturday Night, Hamlet, Fathers' Day, Deconstructing Harry, My Giant, America's Sweethearts, Analyze That; Monsters, Inc.; many more)
~~Actor, Chris Klein is 35 (American Pie, Here on Earth, Rollerball, American Dreamz)
~~Actress, Elise Neal is 44 (Malcolm X, Scream 2)
~~Actress, Grace Park (Hawaii Five-0) is 40 (Battlestar Galatica)
~~Prince Albert of Monaco is 56
~~Porn star, Sasha Grey is 26
~~Actor, Gary Anthony Williams (Boston Legal) is 48 (Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle)
~~Actor, Raymond J. Barry is 75 (Born on the 4th of July; Dead Man Walking; Training Day; Justified)
~~Actor, Jamie Bell is 28 (The Adventures of Tintin; Billy Elliot; Jumper)
~~Actress Tamara Tunie ("Law and Order: SVU") is 55.
~~Actress Penny Johnson  ("24") is 53. (General Hospital)
~~Actor, Steve Kanaly is 68 (Dallas; All My Children)
~~Retired NBA star, Larry Johnson is 45


MUSICALLY:


~~Composer-conductor Quincy Jones is 81.
~~Singer-keyboardist Taylor Hanson (of Hanson) is 31.
~~Drummer Michael Bland (of Soul Asylum) is 45
~~Sax player Walt Parazaider (of Chicago) is 69.

~~Este Haim (Bassist/guitarist for Haim) is 28
~~Singer/musician, Kristian Bush (of Sugarland) is 44.
~~Country singer Michael Martin Murphey is 69
~~Country singer Jann Browne is 60

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Michael Bay Will Remake Hitchcock’s The Birds

 

Director Michael Bay is set to produce an upcoming remake of "The Birds", the classic Alfred Hitchcock's film from 1963.

Bay will produce the movie, while Dutch filmmaker Diederik Van Rooijen will direct.

The film was loosely based on a 1952 short story of the same name.   Naomi Watts will reportedly star as the lead character, Melanie Daniels, formerly played by Tippi Hedren.

The character is a socialite who travels to Bodega Bay, California after an encounter with a man, and ends up suddenly hit with a series of violent attacks by birds.

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In Theaters This Weekend:

 

Need for Speed (PG-13)
Man who runs his family's auto shop and races the underground street circuit is sent to prison for a crime he didn't commit. He spends the next two years thinking about vengeance. Stars Aaron Paul, Dominic Cooper, Imogen Poots, Kid Cudi. (PROJECTION: $25 MIL.)

Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club (PG-13)
Group of single mothers create a support group that helps them find inner strength to overcome their personal challenges. Stars Wendi McLendon-Covey, Tyler Perry, Zulay Henao, Nia Long. (PROJECTION: $15-$20 MIL.)

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Criminal Genius Stole The Identity Of The U.S. Attorney General

 

A Georgia man got caught stealing identities after he filed a false tax refund under the name of U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder.

He used more than 10 fake identities to file fraudulent tax returns. He swiped names and social security numbers from websites and used them to file.

The returns claimed the people worked at Wal-Mart and set the refunds up to be loaded onto debit cards and sent to a Georgia home.

The FBI and IRS don’t necessarily think Holder was specifically targeted, but the info may just have been easily available from “publically available websites.”

He was sentenced to a year in jail and ordered to pay over $4K to the IRS.

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Happy Pi Day

 

Today, millions of people worldwide will celebrate Pi Day... the mathematical number.

Pi is the ratio used to compute the circumference, area, and volume of circles, and it works out to 3.141592653 for the first ten digits.

It's written using the Greek letter π, pronounced "pie."

Schools often mark the special day by taking part in Pi recitation contests, with the winner getting a pie as the prize.

Tech and science companies also love Pi Day with Raytheon Company employees delivering apple pies to middle and high school math teachers within 3.14 miles of company offices in Arizona, California, Florida, Maryland, Massachusetts and Virginia.

Pi Day gets extra credit because it's also Albert Einstein's birthday, who was born in 1879, and it was first celebrated in 1988 at San Francisco's Exploratorium science museum.

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(OH-No!) Woman Suffers 3 Hour Orgasm & Had Up To 12 A Day.. Says It Was Fun For The First 5 Min

 

A Seattle woman had to check herself into the hospital after suffering a three hour orgasm.

She said it was fun for the first five minutes but became annoying when she would get spasms doing simple things such as watching TV or walking down the street.

The woman said she would get up to 12 spontaneous orgasms a day and trying to walk with them was like being in jello.

Doctors determined she was getting the orgasms from her anti-depressants medication which causes multi-orgasmic dysfunction.

The woman is actually bi-polar and was given medication to control her condition. She said the orgasms stopped after 4-5 months... and she hasn’t had one in a year.

She will appear on TLC’s show “Sex sent me to the ER” on March 20th.

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Video Of The Day:

 

And now the Angriest Babies In The World.. Enjoy!

 

 

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