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Random Blogging For Friday October 18th

Good Morning!  Happy Friday!  This week went by extremely fast if you ask me.. Hope you have a great weekend.. Shout out to my Sister today it's her birthday!  Hope you have a great one sis!  Here's what you missed on today's show!

 

The Morning Brain Buster:

Q:  Research shows that if you do this, you can stop a dinner table argument from starting - what is it?

A:  Serve something with garlic in it.

 

Bonehead Of The Day:

A 26-year-old man claims he was doing 140mph on his motorcycle through Pekin, Illinois because he really had to pee.

A cop clocked him going well over the posted 55mph speed limit and when he tried to pull him over, the guy blew through a red light and took off.

A 16-year-old girl was clinging to his back the entire time.

Cops finally spotted the bike parked between two buildings and snuck up on the guy to arrest him.

He was given his fourth speeding ticket in less than a month and then arrested for evading police, dangerous driving, and more.

He had to wait to relieve himself until the cop hauled him into jail.

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Duck Dynasty The Drinking Game!

What You’ll Need:


• A pitcher of sweet tea with a few generous pours of vodka thrown in. (Si style.)
• A nondescript plastic cup, which you can’t put down under any circumstance. (Again, Si style.)
• A high tolerance for bearded men wearing camo.

THE REDNECK RULES:

1. To start: Everyone take a sip at these opening credits, because it’s the only time you’ll see the Robertson men this cleaned up.

2. If Phil busts out one of his Philosophies, take a sip in honor of that wisdom.

3. If Miss Kay mentions sex, dating, or her milkshake, take two big gulps.

4. Whenever Si says, “Jack,” you say, “That’s a fact!” and take a sip.

5. Whenever Jase Robertson gives someone this dubious look, shoot him one right back.

6. If Phil says the below, the last person to shout, “HAPPY!” has to take a big gulp.

7. Fill up your plastic cup if Si attempts to make any pop culture references.

8. If there’s any pure beard porn, finish your drink.

9. If anyone asks Si to put on clothes, undo one of your own buttons in solidarity.

10. Whenever someone mentions “the redneck way,” then swap cups with the person next to you.

11. If Sadie gets embarrassed at any point, drink until she stops blushing.

12. If Willie pulls out the overprotective Dad card, take a sip to wash down his judgment.

13. If the Robertsons go hunting and get distracted, drink to show your approval.

14. If Korie convinces Willie to do something he doesn’t want to, take two sips.

15. If there’s ever a point where the amount of camo on screen is disorienting, drink until you can make sense of it.

16. And if anyone goes the extra mile and dresses up like a Robertson, call them “BOSS HOG” for the rest of the night.

Tune in to the Season 4 finale of Duck Dynasty on Wednesday, Oct. 23, at 10 p.m. ET on A&E!

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Coming Soon!  Butterfinger Peanut Butter Cup!
 

Butterfinger will release their own peanut butter cup candy next year.

Pieces of the Butterfinger candy bar will be added to the peanut butter and chocolate cup.

THE REASON:  Some people like Butterfinger in smaller doses, and usually don't buy full size candy bars.


** Hershey, who makes Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, said they aren't worried because Reese's is one of America's most beloved brands.

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Visualize This.. Paddleboarding When You Spot A 9 Foot Great White Shark Right Below You

A Southern California man was on his paddleboard when a 9-foot great white shark came up to his board.... and looked directly at him.

The man had already spotted one of the juvenile sharks, and thought the show was over when that one swam away.

Then another shark came right at him and swam around him as he caught it all on a video camera.

The shark also swam directly under the man's board, leaving him "shaking like a leaf" as the shark swam away.

The man posted the video of his close encounter on Youtube and it went viral, with the message, 'It's all fun until someone loses an eye, (or leg).'

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Your Spare Tire is Wrecking Your Memory

If you have a big belly and a bad memory - try and remember this - the two are linked.

There is a certain protein that your liver uses to burn belly fat, and it's the same protein that your brain relies on to process memory.

If your liver is busy using all the protein to try and get rid of your belly fat, that leaves a lot left un-rememberd by your brain.

This means that obese people are 3.6 times more likely to develop dementia than their skinny friends.

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Good Night Sleep Gets Gunk out Of Brain

Getting a good night's sleep helps clean out the gunk in the brain. 

Researchers studied mice and found when they get a good night's sleep a substance that builds up in Alzheimer's disease is removed of the brain faster. 

They say this likely happens in humans too. 

They say the results so that getting good sleep can help fight off Alzheimer's.

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Birthdays:

~~Actor, Zac Efron is 26 (High School Musical; Hairspray; Me and Orson Welles; 17 Again; New Year's Eve; The Lucky One; The Paperboy)
~~Actor, Jean-Claude Van Damme is 53 (Bloodsport; Double Impact; Timecop; Expendables 2; many more)
~~Actor, Tyler Posey is 22 (Teen Wolf; Brothers & Sisters)
~~Actress, Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire) is 29 (Rise of the Planet of the Apes)
~~Reality 'star', Bristol Palin is 23 (Sarah's daughter)
~~Actress Joy Lauren (Desperate Housewives) is 24
~~Writer, Chuck Lorre is 61 (Two & Half Men; The Big Bang Theory)
~~Actress, Pam Dawber is 62 (Mindy on Mork & Mindy; My Sister Sam)
~~Actress, Erin Moran is 53 (Joanie Cunningham from Happy Days, and Joanie Loves Chachi)
~~Actor, Joe Morton is 66 (Terminator 2: Judgment Day; Speed; Eureka; Law & Order)
~~Actor, Vincent Spano is 51 (Alive; City of Hope; Rumble Fish; Law & Order: Special Victims Unit)
~~Actress Dawn Wells (Mary Ann from "Gilligan's Island") is 75
~~NFL Hall of Famer, Mike Ditka is 74
~~Olympic skier, Lindsey Vonn is 29
~~Tennis legend, Martina Navratilova is 57
~~Sports broadcast legend, Keith Jackson is 85
~~Boxing legend, Thomas Hearns is 55

MUSICALLY:

~~Singer, Ne-Yo is 34
~~Singer-guitarist Chuck Berry is 87
~~Bassist Tim Cross (Sponge) is 47
~~Country singer and American Idol contestant Josh Gracin is 33
~~Country musician Jesse Littleton (Marshall Dyllon) is 32
~~Jazz musician Esperanza Spalding is 29
~~Guitarist, Gary Richrath (of REO Speedwagon) is 64
~~Jazz trumpeter Wynton Marsalis is 52

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In Theaters This Weekend!

Carrie (-R-)
Remake starring Chlöe Grace Moretz, Julianne Moore.  (PROJECTION: $20+ MIL)
 

Escape Plan (-R-)
Inmates on a mission to break out of an ultra-secret, high-tech facility called "The Tomb." Stars Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jim Caviezel, Faran Tahir.   (PROJECTION: $8-$10 MIL)

 
The Fifth Estate (-R-)  
Follows Daniel Domscheit-Berg, an early supporter and eventual colleague of Julian Assange, and traces the heady, early days of WikiLeaks, culminating in the release of a series of controversial and history changing information leaks. Stars Benedict Cumberbatch, Daniel Brühl, Laura Linney, Anthony Mackie.   (PROJECTION: $5-$6 MIL)

 

*** "Gravity" could earn $30 million or more. The film has earned $204 million globally through Wednesday and could reach $300 million by the end of the weekend.

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Things That Gross Out Your Co Workers

According to coworkers everywhere, these are the things that truly gross them out… so, please, stop.

Picking your nose, zits, skin… if you're picking, they're grossed out. Do it at home… not in the office.

Coughing or sneezing without covering up… Especially during cold and flu season, but really, all the time. Sneeze and cough into a tissue or your arm crotch…but don't just let it go everywhere.

Fingernail clipping.. It's something you absolutely should not do in public, and that includes work. Nobody wants your little nail pieces flying all over and landing on their keyboards.

Plucking… same reasons as clipping.

Flossing… It's a great idea, but nobody wants to see you doing it.

Doing laundry in the bathroom… Clean clothes are important, but if you have to wash your undergarments in the bathroom sink, it's not that important.

Not flushing… Nobody understands why people don't flush at work. Do you not flush at home too? Why? Stop it.

Heating up smelly food… before you put something in the microwave, stop and think: will this food make the entire office stink? If the answer is yes, consider bringing a cold sandwich instead.

Putting on your contact lenses… popping in your contact can make some of your non-contact lens wearing friends a little squeamish. It's best not to do it at your desk. At the very least, go to the restroom, where you can wash your hands first.

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People Blow $600,000 A Day On Candy Crush

The online and mobile game Candy Crush is addicting. Some women are coming forward and confessing their obsession.

700 million games a day of Candy Crush are played all around the world. Some people are even breaking their backs bending over their tablets and phones, playing it for hours at a time.

Women aged 22-55 are those most loyal to the game.

The ability to simply get lost in the game for either a few spare minutes or long periods of time is part of the attraction of Candy Crush to women. With more than 400 stages to the game it's easy to keep playing level after level.

King, the company that owns Candy Crush, makes approximately $600,000 a day off its players.

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Top Baby Names Of 2013

Website ‘Nameberry' has released their list of popular baby names so far in 2013. The Nameberry popularity list measures which names parents are considering for their children in the future by tallying which names attract the most views on the site.

Celebrities have a powerful influence on the new popularity lists. North, the name chosen for the newborn daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, ranks Number 7 among unisex names. For boys, Kieran, the name of Mitt Romney's newly-adopted grandson, attracted considerable new attention on the site.


The Top 10 names for girls for 2013 so far:

Imogen
Charlotte
Harper
Eleanor
Amelia
Evelyn
Isla
Violet
Penelope
Cora


The Top 10 names for boys for the first nine months of 2013 are:
Asher
Finn
Declan
Atticus
James
Oliver
Henry
Emmett
Owen
Django

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America's Favorite Beer is:

According to a survey of 5,249 Americans, Blue Moon is the favorite beer in America.... and our favorite shot is the lemon drop.

Maine took home the crown as our country's biggest drinking state, followed by Wyoming in second, Alaska in third and Delaware in fourth.

Washington, DC rounded out the top 5 for drinking and topped the list for complaining about their hangovers.

The whiners were followed by Wisconsin, Utah, Rhode Island and Missouri.

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Video Of The Day:

This is a video of a moron...  It's also gross but funny!  Enjoy!

 



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