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Random Blogging For Monday September 9th

Good Morning!  Here we are Monday again...  Let's hope it goes quick!  Here's what you missed on today's show.

The Morning Brain Buster:

Q.   1 out of 10 Americans would rather have Wi-Fi on a plane than this. What?

A.   A Bathroom!

 

Bonehead Of The Day:

The Oklahoma City police recently arrested Michelle Stephens for breaking into a home and eating milk and cookies while naked. The homeowner; Kelly, found her and tells KFOR, “Somebody was standing there with that door open. Then I said, ‘Who are you and what are you doing in my kitchen?’ She said, ‘My name’s Michelle and I’m just having cookies and milk. I stayed right here and said, ‘Michelle, I need to know who else is in this house and I need to know how many people are with you. She’d gotten a plate and she’d eaten off the plate. I ran to my bedroom and flipped the light on and said ‘Honey, get your gun and get into the kitchen.’ He said, ‘What?’ ‘Get the gun and get into the kitchen.’ By the time we got back, she’d run out the door.” Cops nailed Michelle minutes later.

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Bonehead Of The Day #2

Super-man: Herbert Chavez has undergone 19 surgeries in 16 years to look like Superman.The 35 year-old has gotten nose jobs, lip liposuction, jaw realignment, ab implants and pec implants.

Herbert tells the Daily Mail, ''I feel like a Superhero whenever I pull on the costume, but my mission is not to save the world but to help in my own small way and bring a smile to the faces of local children. I don't have any regrets at all. People come up to me in the street all the time and want their picture taken with me. They are all really excited to see a real-life Superman in the Philippines. When my body says it can not endure it anymore or when my doctor says that my body can not handle it because of age, then I will stop.''

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Lady Wants Jon Bon Jovi To Walk Her Down The Isle At Her Wedding

You Give Love A Bad Name: Branka Delic started Bonjoviwalkmedowntheaisle.com because she wants Jon Bon Jovi to walk her down the aisle. She tells The Telegraph she plans to marry in Vegas in October. "It started out as a bit of fun but now my friends are desperate to make it happen. If it does, I might actually pass out. My cousin came up with the idea of asking him to walk me down the aisle. You know I've been with Gonzo for 14 years, there could have been many other times and places to get married but we happened to organize our wedding when he is five minutes down the road. Gonzo thinks it is all quite funny. He's given me a leave pass if I meet him. I'm allowed one kiss. He's just hoping to bump into Jessica Alba so he can do the same.''

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Ever Wonder What Facebook Flavored Ice Cream Would Be Like?

Facebook Ice Cream: Croatian ice cream maker Admir Adili recently created a Facebook-flavored ice cream. It's made of blue syrup and vanilla ice cream and tastes like “chewing gum and candy”.

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Birthdays:

Monday's Birthday Cake:

Country star Hunter Hayes (22)

Michelle Williams (33)

Michael Buble (38)

Henry Thomas, aka Elliot from ET, (42)

Modern Family's Eric Stonestreet (42)

Rachel Hunter (44)

Adam Sandler (47)

Hugh Grant (53)

OU football coach Bob Stoops (53)

Eurythmics star Dave Stewart (61)

Tom Wopat from Dukes of Hazzard (62)

former Redskins star Joe Theismann (64)

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Confidence = The Color Of Your Lipstick?

A new survey by Avon reveals that 80% of women perceive bright lipstick wearers as being confident. Other findings:

- 60% of women say bright lip colors signal friendliness

- only 6% of women would wear bright-colored lipstick to a job interview

- 85% of women, who wear paler shades of lipstick are perceived as shy

- 70% of women, who wear darker shades of lipstick are perceived as unfriendly

- only 22% of women wear dark lipstick colors

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Best & Worst Date Movies

BEST FILMS

1. Love Actually
2. Notting Hill
3. Dirty Dancing
4. Pretty Woman
5. Bridget Jones' Diary
6. Titanic
7. Forrest Gump
8. When Harry Met Sally
9. Groundhog Day
10. There's Something About Mary

WORST FILMS

1. The Exorcist
2. Schindler's List
3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
4. Nightmare on Elm Street
5. Star Wars triology
6. The Terminator
7. Die Hard
8. Spice World
9. Basic Instinct
10. American Pie

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Video Of The Day:

I love a good prank.. And this is pretty good.. Enjoy!

 

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