Morning Brew w/ Andy Mattson

 
Morning Brew w/ Andy Mattson

Random Blogging For Thursday March 13th

Good Morning!  Happy Thursday!  Today we are starting the process of  rounding up all those eggs for the big Clear Channel Easter Egg Hunt.  Keep checkin’ back for more details on when the big hunt will take place!  Here’s what you missed on today’s show.

 

The Morning Brain Buster:

 

Q: 85% of people say their relationship would be better if their partner stopped doing this. What is it?

 

A: Snoring

 

 

Bonehead Of The Day:

 

A Boston man was arrested after he tried to break into a police station around 2:30 in the morning.

The man was caught on camera trying to pull open a locked door.  Once he got inside through a garage door he yelled at the officers to get out of his home.

The man continued to shout at the cops even though they told him he was inside a police station.

He didn’t listen so they were forced to place him in handcuffs.

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Facebook Posts Are Contagious

 

Facebook posts are contagious.

Researchers looked at more than a billion anonymous status updates among more than 100 million Facebook users across the US.

They found negative posts spawn negative posts while positive posts generate positive ones, with positive ones more likely to spread.

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Classic Late To Work Excuses!

 

A new CareerBuilder study of more than 3,000 full-time workers and more than 2,000 hiring managers and human resource professionals were asked about being late to work-- what's OK, what's not OK and what's downright strange.

23 percent of employees admit to being late at least once a month, with 15 percent arriving late at least once a week.

Traffic is the most common reason employees say they're late at 39 percent, followed by lack of sleep (19 percent), problems with public transportation (8 percent), bad weather (7 percent) and dropping the kids off at daycare or school (6 percent).

35 percent of employers have fired an employee for tardiness, and 48 percent of employers expect their employees to be on time every day. Thirty-four percent allow employees to be late every once in a while, as long as tardiness doesn't become a pattern. And 18 percent don't care how their employees manage their time, just that they get their work done.

Employers shared some of the most memorable excuses they've gotten from employees who were running late:

1. Employee claimed a zebra was running down the highway and held up traffic (turned out to be true)

2. Employee woke up on the front lawn of a house two blocks away from his home

3. Employee's cat got stuck in the toilet

4. Employee couldn't eat breakfast -- he ran out of milk for cereal and had to buy some before getting ready for work

5. Employee was late to work because he fell asleep in the car when he got to work

6. Employee accidentally put superglue in her eye instead of contact lens solution, and had to go to the emergency room

7. Employee thought Halloween was a work holiday

8. Employee said a hole in the roof caused rain to fall on the alarm clock and it didn't go off

9. Employee was watching something on TV and really wanted to see the end

10. Employee forgot that the company had changed locations

11. Employee got a hairbrush stuck in her hair

12. Employee was scared by a nightmare

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TV Time Linked To Less Sleep For Kids

 

The more TV kids watch, the less sleep they get.

Researchers followed some 1,700 children for up to three years and found those who increased their TV time got even less sleep as they grew up.

For example, they found that a 9-year-old who watched five hours of television a day slept an average one hour less a night than a 9-year-old who watched television for less than an hour and a half a day.

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What’s Really Wrong With Young People These Days

 

With the recent case of a New Jersey teen suing her estranged parents for private school and college tuition, adults are wondering what’s wrong with today’s youth.

The case and the attention it has earned is another example of juvenoia, a term that refers to the fear of juveniles by older adults.

Juvenoia comes out in different ways, including the belief that today’s youth are worse behaved than ever before, despite much evidence to the contrary.

Many older adults continue to think that youth violence is the worst ever, for instance, despite the fact that it stands now at only about 12% of what it was two decades ago.

In fact, comments by older adults that today’s youth are more entitled than previous generations go back at least to the ancient Greeks.

 

 

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Kids With Family Routines More Emotionally & Socially Advanced

 

Kds who come from families with routines due better emotionally and socially.

Researchers followed the number of daily routines that more than 8,500 children practiced with their families like singing, telling stories and eating dinner together.

They found each routine was linked to a 47% increase in the odds that the kids would have high so-called social-emotional health, which indicates good emotional and social skills.

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We Finally Have A Name For Scooby Doo’s Speech Disorder

 

Scooby-Doo, the animated canine, has been diagnosed with a speech disorder.

Forty-five years after the first airing of the beloved children’s TV show, there is finally an explanation for why he adds “r” to the beginnings of most words.

One speech pathology professor said that there is no question that Scooby has a speech sound disorder.

Scooby shows a pattern of substituting and adding sounds in his speech rather than just messing up sounds, making “apple” sound like “rapple.”

Scooby’s official diagnosis: “Rhotic Replacement”.

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The Top 15 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths

 

Forget what you’ve heard - these 15 myths about sex are absolutely and 100% not true:

 

1. Green M&M’s make you horny

2. Hot tubs can prevent pregnancy

3. Mountain Dew decreases sperm count

4. You can get an STI from a toilet seat

5. I won’t get an STD from someone I know

6. Doggy Style gives you puppies

7. Brushing your teeth after oral sex will prevent an STI

8. You can use saran wrap if you don’t have a condom

9. Jumping up and down after sex stops you from getting pregnant

10. You can’t get pregnant having sex standing up

11. You can’t get pregnant if you wash yourself with Coca Cola

12. Semen is low carb

13. Douching after sex prevents pregnancy

14. Two condoms are better than one

15. Masturbation causes gas

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Birthdays:

 

~~Actress Dana Delaney ("China Beach") is 58. (Desperate Housewives; Body of Proof)
~~Actor, Emile Hirsch is 29 (Speed Racer; Into The Wild)
~~Actor, William H. Macy is 64 (Fargo; Magnolia; Jurassic Park III; Shameless)
~~Actor Danny Masterson ("That '70s Show") is 38.
~~Actress Glenne Headly ("Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen," "Mr. Holland's Opus") is 59.
~~Kathy Hilton (Paris & Nicole's mom) is 55
~~Actor, Noel Fisher (Shameless) is 30 (Battle Los Angeles)
~~Comedian Robin Duke is 60
~~Actress, Annabeth Gish is 43 (Double Jeopardy, X-Files' Monica Reyes, The West Wing)
~~Actress Tracy Wells ("Mr. Belvedere") is 53.

 

MUSICALLY:

~~Bassist Adam Clayton (of U2) is 54.
~~Drummer Matt McDonough (of Mudvayne) is 45.
~~Rapper/actor Common is 42
~~Rapper Khujo (of Goodie Mob) is 42.
~~Singer Glenn Lewis is 39
~~Singer-songwriter Neil Sedaka is 75.  
~~Singer,  Natalie Albino (of Nina Sky) is 28
~~Singer,  Donald "Donny" York (of Sha Na Na) is 65
~~Country singer Jan Howard is 84

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Big Bang Theory Renewed For Three More Seasons!

 

The “Big Bang Theory” will be around for at least three more seasons.

CBS renewed the hit comedy for three more seasons and will run through at least 2017.

The show is currently in its seventh season and has its highest ratings to date, averaging 19.79 million viewers.

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On Second Thought.. Teen Who Sued Parents Is Now Home

 

The 18-year-old New Jersey teen who made headlines when she tried to sue her parents for tuition money is back at home now.

The honor student returned to the family home and has “reunited with her parents and siblings.”

Her lawyer says it’s “not contingent on any financial and/or other considerations.”

The lawsuit has not been officially withdrawn yet, and there’s another court date coming up in a month or so to decide if they’ll have to pay her college tuition.

A judge already ruled that they didn’t have to pay her private high school tuition if they didn’t want to.

The family is asking for privacy.

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This Guy Found A 2.89 Carat Diamond At A State Park

 

A Louisiana man's diamond find has married men wondering why they spend so much money on their wives at jewelry stores.

The guy found a 2.89-carat sparkler after just 20 minutes of searching at Arkansas' Crater of Diamonds State Park last week.

The park, which has a "finders keepers" policy, noted this was the fourth diamond larger than a carat found since mid-February.

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Cheating Pastor Is Confronted By Congregation & Drops Dead

 

A church congregation in Bridgeport, Connecticut loudly confronted its long-time pastor about his alleged infidelity during a service-- and while he was being yelled at, he dropped dead.

The pastor asked everyone to stay after the service and confessed to something that happened long time ago then asked for forgiveness.

One church-goer said members of the congregation were very vocal afterwards shouting support for the pastor… he then passed out and was taken to a local hospital where he died.

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Video Of The Day

 

What it’s like to binge watch a tv show.

 

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