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Random Blogging For Tuesday March 11th

Good Morning!  Happy Tuesday..  Hope you have a great day.  Here’s what you missed on today’s show.

 

The Morning Brain Buster:

 

Q: The average person does THIS 16 times a day. 

 

A: Swears 

 

 

Bonehead Of The Day:

Bonehead of the day comes from Des Moines, Iowa, where our unidentified bonehead walked into the local Taco John’s restaurant. Approaching the counter, he said, “Give me everything you got” and pointed a gun at the clerk. The clerk took one look at the weapon, and said, “I don’t have anything for you, and besides, that’s a BB gun.” Our bonehead denied it was a BB gun and then proceeded to rack the slide and fire the gun, which apparently contained no BBs. Thinking better of his plan, our bozo turned tail and ran.

www.electricferret.com/bozo

 

The McDonald’s Diet

In Colo, Iowa, high school science teacher John Cisna decided to go on a "McDonald's diet" for 6 months as an experiment and has lost over 50 pounds. Cisna decided to start the diet on September 15 and for 6 months ate nothing but food from McDonald's fast-food chain. He did not live on big Macs and fries alone though. Cisna carefully structured the diet so he consumed 2000 calories per day and made sure he consumed the recommended allowance for protein, fat, sugar, and carbohydrates. He also walked 45 minutes a day. Well, that walking had to help big time.

www.richthedj.blogspot.com

 

Try Sleeping After This..

A Scottish woman said she awoke to a snake crawling on her body and it bit her on the breast when she tried to brush it off. Caroline Griffinof Guardbridge said she initially didn't think the 4-foot snake was real when she woke up to find it crawling on her under her blanket. She thought her kids were playing a trick on her. But then she got the fright of her life when she saw the snake move. That's when it bit her. Turns out the snake was the long missing pet of a neighbor. The snake was a California kingsnake and not venomous.

www.richthedj.blogspot.com

 

Rob Ford Ladies & Gentlemen, This Guy Just Can’t Do Anything Right!

He has been under fire for smoking crack, using foul language and being drunk in public. But this time, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's chief of staff is taking the heat for the latest thing to make the mayor an international laughingstock. In a tweet that went out under his name, Ford he reminded people to set their clocks back an hour before turning in Saturday night. Trouble is, as just about every schoolkid knows, the rule is "spring forward, fall back," meaning clocks should have been set forward an hour. The problem led one sports writer to mock Ford as "the mayor who won't even follow the dimensional rules of time."

www.kinyradio.com/apkicker.htm

 

Imagine The Overdue Fine On This.

Imagine if daily late-return fees were applied in this case. More than two decades after someone checked a cookbook out of a Kansas library, it is just now being returned. 6NewsLawrence reports that (HYPERLINK http://bit.ly/1fc430qhttp://bit.ly/1fc430q ) a copy of "The Versatile Grain and the Elegant Bean: A Celebration of the World's Most Healthful Foods" turned up in a Lawrence Public Library return box last week. The book had been checked out on September 24, 1992. Back in 1992, the maximum late fee was $3; now it's $4.50. A library official suspects the borrorer misplaced the book — and just recently came across it.

www.kinyradio.com/apkicker.htm

 

Hot Weiners

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — Usually calling someone a wiener would be fighting words. But in Rhode Island, them's eating words instead. One of the state's specialities is known as hot wieners — and as locals would tell you, please don't call them hot dogs. They come with mustard, special meat sauce, chopped onions and celery salt — and are served on a steamed bun. Olneyville New York System is one of the best known spots to get a hot weiner in Rhode Island. The place was recently named an "America's Classic" by the James Beard Foundation.

www.kinyradio.com/apkicker.htm

 

Fart Used As Submission Move

VEGAS, March 10 (UPI) -- A competitor at the North American Grappling Association's Grappling Championship had a move in his arsenal that his opponent didn’t see coming -- but he certainly smelt it.

During a video that was shot at the event, one man submits in his match after his opponent apparently farts in his face. It’s not exactly clear in the clip, but the victim appears to say, "He farted in my face ... You farted in my face, man."

He then vomits on the mat.

A YouTube clip of the sneak attack is at just over 20,000 views and counting.



Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/03/10/Man-submits-at-NAGA-Grappling-Championship-when-opponent-farts-in-his-face/1251394480198/#ixzz2veWTYyNE

Birthdays:

News correspondent Sam Donaldson is 80.

Singer-keyboardist Mark Stein of Vanilla Fudge is 67.

Singer Bobby McFerrin is 64.

Interscope Records head Jimmy Iovine is 61.

Country singer Jimmy Fortune of the Statler Brothers is 59.

Singer Nina Hagen is 59.

Singer Cheryl Lynn is 57.

Actress Alex Kingston is 51.

Actor Wallace Langham is 49.

Singer Lisa Loeb is 46.

Singer Pete Droge is 45.

Actor Terrence Howard is 45.

Keyboardist Rami Jaffee (The Wallflowers) is 45.

Actor Johnny Knoxville is 43.

Singers Benji and Joel Madden of Good Charlotte are 35.

Actor David Anders is 33.

Singer LeToya Luckett (Destiny's Child) is 33.

Actress Thora Birch is 32.

 

www.usatoday.com

 

 

Video Of The Day

 

Today’s video of the day is not the way I would want to be woken up, that’s for sure.. But the wife/girl friend in this video, sure seems to think it was funny… And as long as it’s not me getting woke up like that, it is funny ha ha..  Enjoy!

 

 

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