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Random Blogging For Tuesday September 17th

Good Morning!  Happy Tuesday.. Hope you have a great day.. Here's what you missed on today's show.

The Morning Brain Buster:

Q.   According to a new study, 7 out of 10 people will start looking for a new job after this. What?

A.   A Vacation!

Bonehead Of The Day

A Subway store was pranked and accepted a fake coupon from The Onion for two footlong subs for $9.11 on September 11th.

The Onion is an entertainment website and newspaper that posts fake news. The coupon had this message on it:

"From the Structural Steel Melt on Tower 7–Grain bread to the Twin Chowers cold cut combo with Ground Zero–Carb vinaigrette on a Let's Whole Wheat Roll, we've got something for everybody this Subtember 11."

Subway tweeted they were offended by the headline. The man who posted the Youtube video wrote he was shocked they accepted the coupon.

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Man Punches Grizzly Bear & Wins

A guy in Fairbanks, AL punched a grizzly bear when it popped inside the tent he and his girlfriend were camping in.

They woke up around 6am when the tent started shaking from the bear.

The guy didn't have his glasses on and isn't sure if the bear's face or paw made it inside the tent, but after it shredded the inflatable pad he was sleeping on, he took a swing and hit the bear.

After the beast took off the couple found the jacket he had been using as a pillow, it was soaked in bear saliva and reeking of fish.

Luckily the couple wasn't hurt.

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Birthdays:

~~Actress, Kyle Chandler ("Friday Night Lights"; "Super 8") is 48
~~Actor Matthew Settle ("Gossip Girl") is 44
~~Actress Elvira (Mistress of the Dark) is 62. (Real name Cassandra Peterson)
~~Writer/director Baz Luhrmann ("Moulin Rouge!") is 51 (Romeo & Juliet 1996; Australia)
~~Interior decorator Nate Berkus is 42
~~Puppateer/voiceover Artist, Kevin Clash is 53 (Dinosaurs' Baby Sinclair, Great Space Coaster, Captain Kangaroo 1980s, Elmo on Sesame Street, Dog City, Muppets Tonight!, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Muppets 90's)
~~Actor, Paul Feig is 51 (Sabrina the Teenage Witch's Mr. Pool; Bridesmaids)
~~Actor, Malik Yoba ("Cool Runnings") is 46 (New York Undercover)
~~Comedian Rita Rudner is 60.
~~Actor Ian Whyte ( Game of Thrones' Gregor Clegane 'White Walker') is 42
~~NBA legend, Phil Jackson is 68
~~NASCAR champ Jimmie Johnson is 38
~~NBA star Rasheed Wallace is 39
~~NHL star Alexander Ovechkin is 28


MUSICALLY:

~~Bassist Jon Walker (Panic at the Disco) is 28.
~~Rapper Doug E. Fresh is 47
~~Vocalist Keith Flint (of Prodigy) is 44
~~Rapper Vinnie (Vin Rock of Naughty by Nature) is 43
~~Drummer Chuck Comeau (of Simple Plan) is 34
~~Choreographer Wade Robson is 31
~~Singer Fee Waybill (of The Tubes) is 63
~~Singer, Constantine Maroulis is 38 (Rock of Ages)
~~Singer Anastacia is 40
~~Singer, Bebe Winans is 51
~~Singer LaMonte McLemore (of the Fifth Dimension) is 78
~~Country Singer, Stephen Cochran is 34

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Tell Tale Signs You're Getting Old

Experts say there are several signs that you are getting older, including.... increased sneezing, and a bigger nose.

The experts say as we get older men's voices get higher while women's drop.  And teeth get longer and ears, nose and feet get bigger.

As we get older we also get tipsy quicker when we drink, but the experts say migraines become less painful with time.

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What's In Your Purse

The average woman's handbag contains E.coli, poisonous bacteria and even traces of feces.

Researchers took swabs from inside women's handbags and checked them for a host of things like bacteria. 

They found the average purse had traces of E.coli, feces and poisonous bacteria that can cause pneumonia and diarrhea.

The study also found that 33% of women never clean their bags and many admitted that they carry dirty underwear and used tissues in their bag every day.

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Video Of The Day:

Another prank video.. Check it out.


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