Happy Hump Day! Hope you all have a great day! Here's what you missed on today's show.
The Morning Brain Buster:
Q. According to a new study, kids who do this will probably weigh less than kids who don't. What?
A. Go to bed earlier
Bonehead Of The Day
A religious radio station in Washington was off the air for parts of Sunday after thieves pulled the copper wiring from its transmission tower.
Employees showed up and noticed the monitor for the tower was out and the station was off the air. It cost several thousand dollars to rewire the tower.
The investigation is ongoing and no arrests have been made at this time.
Bonehead Of The Day 2... Toronto Mayor.."I Smoked Crack In A Drunken Stupor
Yesterday, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford admitted that he'd used crack.
He was talking with the media when he admitted, "Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Um, probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately a year ago."
There have been calls for his resignation.
But, hours after the crack admission, Mayor Rob Ford went before the cameras and said, "I embarrassed everyone in this city and I will be forever sorry." But he won't be resigning. He said he'll let the voters decide his fate in next October's election.
Kmart's Open For Thanksgiving.. Some Are Flipping The Bird
People are slamming Kmart for staying open on Thanksgiving.
The retail chain announced it will stay open for 41 hours straight, starting at 6 a.m. on Thanksgiving Day.
After the announcement, hundreds of customers took to social media and threatened to boycott the store if it didn't reverse its decision, so that its employees can spend the holidaywith their families.
Isn't It Ironic.. Don't ya think.. Tired Driver Hits Mattress Shop
A tired driver fell asleep at the wheel and crashed her new pickup truck into a mattress store in Dallas.
The woman had just gotten off from a 13-hour shift when she fell asleep on the way home.
Her truck ended up deep inside of the store, and firefighters had to call to disconnect the electricity before the vehicle could be pulled out.
Luckily the woman was not hurt.
Nothing Says Relaxing Like A 6 Foot Python Slithering All Over Your Body
Massages involving three 6-foot long pythons are now available in Indonesia.
The snakes are cleaned with anti-septic, have their mouths taped shut and slither over the person's body instead of a masseuse's hands. There are also two trained masseuses on hand for safety.
The massages last 90 minutes and cost $43. One of the clients said the massage has helped him get over his fear of snakes. Most of the clients have come from Europe, Asia and South Korea.
The workers said they take good care of the snakes and even hug and kiss them.
~~Actress, Emma Stone is 25 (Zombieland; Easy A; The Help; Amazing Spider-Man)
~~Actress, Sally Field is 67 (The Flying Nun, Alias Smith & Jones, Sybil, Norma Rae, Absence of Malice, Places in the Heart, Smokey & the Bandit, Steel Magnolias, Soapdish, Mrs. Doubtfire, Eye For An Eye, ER; Forrest Gump)
~~Actor, Ethan Hawke is 43 (Dead Poets Society, Reality Bites, Great Expectations, Snow Falling on Cedars, Taking Lives, Before Sunset, Training Day; Assault on Precinct 13, Before The Devil Knows You're Dead; New York, I Love You; The Purge)
~~Actress, Thandie Newton is 41 (Mission Impossible 2, Crash; The Pursuit of Happyness; Rogue)
~~Model/actress, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is 41 (X-Men movies; Femme Fatale; Ugly Betty)
~~Actress Kelly Rutherford ("Melrose Place") is 45.
~~Host/Journalist/Former CA First Lady, Maria Shriver is 58
~~Actress, Lori Singer is 56 (Footloose; Fame)
~~Reality 'star', Shayne Lamas is 28 ( Leave It to Lamas)
~~Actress, Taryn Manning is 35 (Hustle & Flow; 8 Mile; Hawaii Five-0)
~~Actor Peter DeLuise ("seaQuest DSV," "21 Jump Street") is 47.
~~Actress Nicole Dubuc ("Major Dad") is 35.
~~NBA star Lamar Odom is 34 (currently married to Khloe Kardashian)
~~Singer/guitarist Glenn Frey (The Eagles; solo) is 65
~~Bassist Paul Brindley (of The Sundays) is 45
~~Singer Corey Glover (of Living Colour) is 49.
~~Country singer Stonewall Jackson is 81
~~Country singer Guy Clark is 72
10 Tips To Avoid A Speeding Ticket
One journalist has spent years researching traffic ticketing patterns to learn more about how we can avoid getting pulled over, and how to get out of a ticket if you do. Here are 10 of his best tips.
1. Be aware of the traffic patterns around you - if people are suddenly slowing down it's for a reason.
2. Be ready for anything.
3. Don't draw attention to yourself by the kind of car you drive or how you drive it.
4. Stay quiet and polite.
5. Fight every ticket you're given.
6. Check for the technical calibration of the radar gun - this could get your ticket thrown out.
7. Check your manual for Uniform Traffic Control Devices - if the signs aren't right you can get off on a technicality.
8. Record your conversation with the ticketing officer and give the judge a reason to throw out your case.
9. Make friends at the local police department and learn how and when they work.
10. Pressure your legislators to stop federal incentives for speeding tickets.
Video Of The Day:
This is great... Jimmy Kimmel is hillarious! Enjoy..